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Just saw Hleb’s excuse of wanting out from Arsenal FC, read from here.

Arsenal midfielder Alexander Hleb has given a bizarre reason for handing in a transfer request, claiming that London is too noisy for him to settle down in the city. (Sun)

WTF.

And check out Arseblog’s entry …damn fucking funny, i tell you.

Idyllic sun-kissed hideaways. The calm oasis. Peace, tranquility and serene surroundings, untouched by man, machine or beast. A gentle place in which to enjoy unflustered repose.

These are the things that a footballer these days seeks. The modern player cares not for larger wage packets, to suggest such a thing is impertinent in the extreme. No, the main issue for the troubled playmakers of today is to ensure they have a peaceful haven in which to live their day to day lives. And so it is with Alexander Hleb.

The poor chap is really struggling at the moment, God bless his quick little feet. Barely able to speak himself, so put upon is he, so bombarded with things like traffic and people and possibly clouds that come a little bit too close to him, it’s his agent that has generously taken the time to let us know how much his client is suffering. He says:

Alexander is just tired of the noisy and chaotic life in the British capital and feels like living in calmer surroundings.

While Hleb himself, from underneath his bed, scrawled a little note which said:

I am not a big city man, I need my retreat - that is why I am often in Germany. Stuttgart is my second home, my friends are there and it is where I feel most comfortable.

Poor Alex. How could Arsenal have been so insensitive to his needs? And what duplicity we showed. It’s quite obvious that nobody told Hleb that London was a big city before he came. We lured him with promises of restful villages where ladies with lutes played simple folk music and the players took a carriage to the stadium to play their games. Is it any wonder now that the man feels disillusioned?

With a move to the tiny hamlet of Milan on the cards for little Alex his life is sure to improve…

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